6.00 am this morning, wails come from BallFiend's bedroom, so I go in to investigate...
Me: What's wrong, why are you crying?
BallFiend: I had a dream that you popped all my balls. It was a bit of a (voice quavers)... sad dream.
Pause. More passionate crying.
BallFiend: Why did you pop all my balls Mum?
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