Friday, July 30, 2010

Is it bleeding?

The clumsy fairy has been visiting my place and we have the bruises and cuts to prove it.

First some background... there is a string of jingly bells hanging in the hallway, which Thumper loves to gently touch each time we walk by. She's always a bit nervous at first so I usually jingle a bell or two, then she holds her hand up near, but not actually touching, the bells. Then I hold her hand and help to give the bells a little shake. At this point she grins from ear to ear and then finally has a go herself.

Yesterday BallFiend watched as Thumper did her bell-thing, then of course he wanted a turn. One of his favourite games at the moment is pretending to be 'this baby', where he demands attention by acting like a baby and saying things like 'this baby wants a cuddle', 'this baby wants some milk', 'this baby wants some food' or 'this baby wants to play a game'. So after Thumper had jingled the bells, BallFiend said "this baby wants a turn".

So I lifted (hauled!) him up so he could reach the bells. But whilst Thumper moves the bells with a gentle little wave of her pudgy hand, BallFiend gave the bells a mighty overarm smack. The bells smacked back. Right into his forehead. He screamed and covered his face and there was a very long moment where I thought he might have taken his eye out. Luckily it turned out to be a small, but very bleedy, cut and some swelling. BallFiend started yelling "Is it bleeding, is it bleeding?". Whenever he injures himself, no matter how minor, BallFiend always yells "Is it bleeding?". I think this might be my doing...

About 6 months ago, when BallFiend was washing his hands and standing on a crappy plastic step-stool in order to reach the basin, he was jumping about and so of course fell off, smacking his chin on the edge of the basin as he fell. He bit the inside of his bottom lip with his lower teeth and the outside of the bottom lip with his top teeth. All I saw was blood everywhere and thought that he must have bitten all the way through. Usually I am pretty calm and clear-minded in situations like this, but not that time. I panicked and called triple zero. To be fair, I was home with newborn baby Thumper and rather sleep-deprived. While waiting for the ambulance to come, I calmed down a bit and got an icy-pole out for BallFiend to hold on his mouth. By the time the ambulance arrived, the bleeding had pretty much stopped. The ambos were fine about the call out. They checked BallFiend out and said 'no sign of a head injury'. I spent the next few hours feeling like a bit of a dill. But still, better safe than sorry I suppose. Anyway, I think my initial panicked reaction has conditioned BallFiend to believe that any bleeding = serious injury. We get his 'is it bleeding?' panicky over-reaction at the slightest little scrape or bump. Sorry about that kid - you can get some therapy when you're older.

So, back to the bells... the application of an ice-pack with some pressure stopped the bleeding and minimised the bruising. (We probably could have prevented a bruise entirely except that BallFiend kept insisting on removing the ice-pack so he could see if his head was still bleeding.) BallFiend was back to his usual self within the hour.
So today, Thumper obviously saw BallFiend's bruise and decided to match it. We had just returned home after picking up BallFiend from kindergarten. Thumper was in the pram - a Phil & Teds three-wheeler, the kind that rolls really easily if it is on any kind of slope, you know, like at a railway station platform - and stupidly I had forgotten to put the wrist strap on. The pram was next to me on the front verandah while I unlocked the front door. BallFiend kept getting in the way, between me and the pram and the door (makes me think of an a nnoying yappy dog that jumps about everywhere). He had bumped his head(!) whilst walking past our car in the driveway and was whinging about it. I didn't have much sympathy as I had told him to walk around the other side of the car where there was plenty of room, but he insisted on squeezing through between the car and the garden bed. So I was trying to use one leg to nudge him aside whilst holding the pram's handle with one hand, holding the screen door open with an elbow and unlocking the front door with the other hand. (Anyone for a game of Twister?)

Just as I got the door unlocked I heard a thud. I turned around just in time to see the pram finish it's descent off the side of the verandah and onto the concrete driveway. It's only a small step down of about 20 cm, but it was enough. The pram landed on its side with Thumper out of view. I ran over just in time to see Thumper's face screw up and let out a massive scream. Thankfully she was strapped in (I always strap her in even if I do occasionally forget the wrist strap) or I think the injury would have been much worse. I righted the pram and grabbed Thumper. The bruise on her forehead appeared before my eyes. BallFiend kept up his whinging until I yelled and pleaded with him to stop whilst I somehow I got everyone and everything inside the house.

I sat down and examined Thumper properly and she calmed down a bit - the screaming stopped but then she seemed to go a bit floppy and sleepy for a minute or two, which made me more worried... until she started screaming again. I attempted to put an ice-pack on her head but she kept pushing it away. Then I gave her a breastfeed which seemed to work it's magic - she calmed down properly and I even managed to keep the ice-pack on for a little while.

I watched her while I deliberated about calling triple zero again, or nurse-on-call or something... but after about half an hour she was back to her cheery self. I checked the internet for signs of a head injury and she didn't seem to be showing any. So I figured she was OK and was just trying to look like her much-adored big brother.

So now they have matching bruises - although Thumper's is more impressive, the size of a 50 cent coin. And I better watch out or I will be getting a visit from child protection.
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Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Darling

BallFiend and I were discussing family relationships... along the lines of DeepSpice is your father and I am your mother. Gran is your grandmother and GrandPaul is your grandfather and StompyDad is your grandfather too. And CutLuce and DesignerSis are your aunties and DesignerMonkey and Wigward are your uncles.

BallFiend chimed in with "Yes, Auntie CutLuce and Uncle DesignerMonkey are my aunties and I am their darling!"
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Thursday, July 15, 2010

Sock it to me

Thumper's got a new game she just can't get enough of. We call it 'pass the socks'.

Here's how to play:
  1. Take a pair of socks (if there are none handy, BallFiend will just pull them off Thumper's feet).
  2. Fold socks into a ball.
  3. Give socks to Thumper.
  4. Thumper gives socks to you.
  5. Give socks to Thumper.
  6. Thumper gives socks to you and cackles with delight.
  7. And so on, ad infinitum.
In the extremely unlikely event that the game becomes boring, use BallFiend's variation: throw socks at Thumper's face or place socks on Thumper's head, or just throw socks randomly around the room and then laugh maniacally as Thumper crawls around chasing the socks then proceeds to suck on the socks, until she is ready to initiate another round of the pass-the-socks game.

Enjoy!
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Suffer

Another linguistic beauty from BallFiend during a conversation this afternoon... I had just said something along the lines of 'if you don't eat your dinner and then are hungry in bed, you will just have to suffer'.
BallFiend: What does suffer mean?

Me: Suffering is when you can't have something you want.

BallFiend: No, it's when you can't have something you need.
What an astute kid - his response blew my mind!
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Transformer in our midst?

It's sore here and all the way around to my hub-cap.
- BallFiend describing his sore knee.

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Saturday, July 03, 2010

Water, water everywhere and not a drop (you'd want) to drink.

I woke BallFiend from his afternoon nap to find him in a very in wet bed. He still wears a night-time nappy, but since toilet training, he has never needed a nappy for day-time naps - he has always woken up if he needed to go to the toilet.

Now, with just two days to go until we depart for our holiday, I have been madly trying to get all the clothes washed and ready to go. But wet bed-clothes jump the queue. With the washing machine loaded up, I take BallFiend off for a quick shower. Usually if BallFiend has a shower it is with either DeepSpice or me when we shower in the morning. This time BallFiend got to shower by himself... although I might as well have got in anyway, given how wet I got standing in the doorway of the shower cubicle!

Back to the washing... Unfortunately BallFiend's quilt turns out to be a bit too big for our little washing machine and water leaks out of the tub, all over the laundry floor. I clean up as much as possible with the mop, then use rags to soak up the water under the washing machine. So now there's rags to add to the washing pile.

Once the quilt is hung up to dry I put the next load on - BallFiend's pillow, pillow case and sheets. The pillow is too tall for the washing machine and the top creeps up higher than the edge of the tub, deflecting the spray of incoming water over the edge. So once again, there is water all over the laundry floor. More rags get added to the washing pile.

To round things off, I decide give Thumper some nappy-free time - partly because she has a bit of nappy rash at the moment and partly so she can practice her crawling (so far, she has only been doing commando style but is working hard to learn the more traditional hands-and-knees version). So of course, she produces a small puddle. To save on generating more rags that need washing, I use BallFiend's dirty socks to mop it up. I figure they've been wee-ed on enough times before when he was toilet training, and they're about to go in the wash anyway.

As much as I'm looking forward to getting away on our holiday, right now I'm mainly looking forward to staying in a house with a dryer!
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