Friday, January 31, 2014

Watch out or you're dog meat

"Dogs! You're made of meat and a meat-eating dinosaur is coming! You'll have to run into the cave where the friendly monsters live who only eat meat-eating dinosaurs." 
- Thumper, whilst playing with her toy dog

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Thursday, January 02, 2014

Excuse #23 for getting up after lights-out

I can't get to sleep because the eyelashes in this eye are knotted together.
- BallFiend, at about 8.45 pm

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