Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Got the jiggles

During dinner, BallFiend is jiggling around in his chair...

Stompy: Do you need to go to the toilet?
BallFiend: No.
JudgeMingus: Are you jiggling because you are full of energy?
BallFiend: No.
JudgeMingus: Are you jiggling because you are feeling silly?
BallFiend: No.
JudgeMingus: Is it because your bottom is itchy?
BallFiend: No.
JudgeMingus: Is it because you want to go for a run around the block?
BallFiend:  No. It is because for one minute... I have gone completely bonkers!

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Getting into the specifics

BallFiend: Could lava go through a rock wall?
DeepSpice: It depends on how thick the wall is, how hot the lava is and how much lava there is.
BallFiend: If a wall was one metre thick, and the lava was 30 degrees hot and you had 22 litres of lava, would the lava go through the wall?
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Monday, September 09, 2013

Said the daughter of a feminist:

"Mum I wish I was a boy so I could grow up to be a dad."
- Thumper
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Still some explaining to do...

"Mum, why do people poo babies out?"
- Thumper

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