This kid has management potential!

BallFiend: Team Work! I want to do team work. Let's do team work.
Me: What sort of team work do you want to do? Do you want to team work clean the house?
BallFiend: Ah, I just want to do team work.
Me: Yes but what do you want to do team work for?
BallFiend: I want to do team work on you! (Then BallFiend grins and hugs me.)

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