I can add

Scene: breakfast time, I'm sitting across the table from BallFiend.

Sound effects: Pararrrp, pop, pop, pop

BallFiend grins and says:

"I did this many farts (holds up 4 fingers).
I did one, two, three (counts three fingers) down there (points to other side of room) and I did one up here (counts his thumb).

Charming! But I am impressed with his ability to do addition: he had in fact done three 'over there' a few minutes before sitting down to breakfast.

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