Sit on it and spin

Daddy, why is there a spinning thing in your bottom?

-- BallFiend displaying his own special kind of logic during a conversation with DeepSpice. He knows that poo comes from eating food, and that somehow inside our bodies the food gets mixed up and turned into poo. He also knows that machines such as the food processor, blender and bread machine mix food up into a mushy consistency and that they typically have a part that spins around. From this, he concluded that something inside people's bottoms must spin around and make poo out of the food we eat. A strange, but somehow reasonable assumption.

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