I'm are

Despite his exceptional mastery of the English language (considering he is only three years old), BallFiend comes up with a few of his own 'versions' of words and sayings. My current favourites are:

• tryin'gale or trigangle for triangle
• I'm are for I am
• I never seen this [x] before (where x = any number of things that he most definitely has seen before, including our house, the locale park, a plate in our kitchen, etc., etc.)
• using masculine pronouns when referring to his baby sister, eg. 'why is he crying?' or 'put him back in your tummy'.
  

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