in conversation with BallFiend

Telephone conversation between BallFiend and GrandPaul:

BallFiend: Hi GrandPaul. What-you-doin'?

GrandPaul: Hi BallFiend, how are you?

BallFiend: I'm two!

GrandPaul: No, not how old are you... How are you? Are you good?

BallFiend: I'm good thanks, are you good? Uh, do you like basketball GrandPaul?

GrandPaul: Well, it's OK. I like football better.

BallFiend: Do you like basketball GrandPaul? I'm eating yohgurt. Do you like yogurt GrandPaul?

GrandPaul: Yes I like yoghurt, I have it for breakfast every day.

BallFiend: Umm, do you want some yoghurt? Can you do this [pulls a silly face]

GrandPaul: I don't know what you are doing. I can't see you because we are talking on the phone.

[BallFiend looks intently into the phone; leaning forward until his nose is squashed into the phone.]

BallFiend: Your nose is missing. You are no nose, you are no nose... [repeat to fade]
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