Thursday, September 04, 2014

Kinder than you

We were in the kitchen, baking her birthday cake to take to Kindergarten tomorrow (I even let her lick the bowl) when Thumper came out with this...

"Mum when I'm a grown-up and I have my own child, I'm going to be kinder." said Thumper.
I was a bit confused. "Do you mean you're going to be kind to your child?"
"No! I'm going to be kinder."
"Kinder than what?" I asked, still puzzled.
"Kinder than you are to me."

Ouch.
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Saturday, July 26, 2014

Food handling

Thumper came in our bedroom at some horribly early hour this morning: "Can I have some Nutrigrain? I've had my breakfast."

We have a rule that the kids have to eat a 'proper' breakfast, like weetbix or porridge, before they can have junk like Nutrigrain.

Me (sleepily): Yes.

Thumper: Can I use my hands? I haven't picked my nose.

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Postscript: About an hour later Thumper called out, "I'm going to have breakfast now". Cheeky child hadn't actually had her weetbix first.

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Measuring space-time

BallFiend: Mum, are light years measures of time or length?

That's my boy.
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Thursday, June 26, 2014

BallFiend's art folio, terms 1 & 2

This semester, BallFiend's artwork is heavily influenced by all the Captain Underpants books he has been reading, as well as all the Angry Birds games he's been playing plus a dash of the Trash Packs...

Front cover of the sketch book

Foot creature, with TNT

Imaginary landscape




A missile being shot into a worm hole.
"I haven't finished writing 'missile' on the missile yet" says BallFiend. 


The crown jewels (inspired by the Tower of London book he got whilst in London earlier this year).

Back cover of the sketch book.


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Monday, June 23, 2014

Thumper's star-drawing technique

Thumper: Mum. how do you draw a star again?
Me: Well one way is to do two triangles, one over the top of the other...
Thumper: No. I'm going to do a hexagon...
She draws a five-sided hexagon (otherwise known as a pentagon).
Thumper: Then you do this...
She adds a small triangle to each side of the pentagon and voilĂ  - a star!


I can't help but think that's a little bit clever.
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Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Ready Mr Music

DeepSpice, inspired during our last visit to home of FunkyOrganMan, has rigged up our house with Apple airport express devices so he can pipe music from his computer at one end of the house through the various stereos in other rooms. 

Usually this system works perfectly. But on this particular afternoon, the music suddenly stopped. Moments later we heard Thumper's voice calling out "Daddy! I've worked out how to turn off the computer!"

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Sunday, May 11, 2014

Thumper's artwork archive - Mother's Day 2014

Thumper made me a beautiful picture as a Mother's day gift. The artwork is from 2014, but we didn't get around to photographing it until February 2016 (oops!):  



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Saturday, May 10, 2014

Mother's Day 2014

This is the mother's day gift that Thumper made for me at kinder (2014).
(Photo not taken till Feb, 2016.)



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Saturday, March 29, 2014

Cigars of the Pharaohs

BallFiend is completely into reading Tintin at the moment. Most recently he read "Cigars of the Pharaohs". When I asked him, "What is 'Cigars of the Pharaohs' about?" he corrected me and said, "NO! It's called..."and restated the title, but pronouncing it as sigh-gars of the para-doff.

He refused to allow DeepSpice or me to correct his pronounciation. Which is fine with me... I reckon BallFiend's way makes it sound like the title of  a Doctor Who episode and I like Doctor Who better than Tintin anyway.

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Thursday, March 20, 2014

Party invitation

Today, Thumper's toy rabbit (or rather toy hare) and I received an invitation from Thumper:  
 

Thumper read it to me:
Dear Mum and Rabbit,
Please come to my birthday party. It will be on at 1 o'clock. There's lots of birthday cake and balloons and lollies. Please do come! You'll have lots of fun. 
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Saturday, March 15, 2014

Wondering what mothers day breakfast will bring...

Thumper woke up this morning and decided to make herself breakfast (without waking up DeepSpice or me for help). So far so good.

She decided to have weetbix. No problems.

She decided to have warm weetbix. OK.

She put the bowl containing weetbix and just a splash of milk into the microwave.

A few minutes later we were woken by Thumper yelling "Mum, Dad! There's smoke coming out of the microwave!". DeepSpice stumbled out of bed, following the smell of smoke to the kitchen, where sure enough smoke was pouring out of the microwave.

"I only pressed the button two times". Yep, that'd be the auto-start-and-run-for-one-minute button.

I hear DeepSpice saying "Two minutes is a long time for weetbix Thumper, it only needs 30 seconds."

"Oh, but I don't know how to do 30 seconds" replied Thumper.



Once DeepSpice had carried the smoking microwave outside and we had run around opening all the doors and windows (and moved the couches outside to air too!), Thumper asked if she could please have her warm weetbix now?
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Saturday, March 01, 2014

Thumper's latest foray into interpretive portraiture

It appears that our children are blessed with natural artistic talent.

Reminiscent of one of BallFiend's early works "Portrait of a scary-looking grandmother" -- which explores gender and the female archetype in modern Australian family life, juxtaposing warmth of the loving grandmother with that of the boogey-man, a one-eyed, saw-toothed Mr Man-like creature -- today Thumper unveiled her lastest work, inspired by the cover of the Australian Breastfeeding Association's funfilled activity book.

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present...
"Woman" by Thumper. Biro on upcycled, recycled paper, A4 80gsm.
In order to contextualise the exceptional talent of this gifted young artist, for reference, this is the cover of the "funfilled activity book" which provided the inspiration for "Woman":


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Friday, January 31, 2014

Watch out or you're dog meat

"Dogs! You're made of meat and a meat-eating dinosaur is coming! You'll have to run into the cave where the friendly monsters live who only eat meat-eating dinosaurs." 
- Thumper, whilst playing with her toy dog

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Thursday, January 02, 2014

Excuse #23 for getting up after lights-out

I can't get to sleep because the eyelashes in this eye are knotted together.
- BallFiend, at about 8.45 pm

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Thursday, December 26, 2013

Winning

The aim is to lose pieces. You can even get the other player to take them for you!

 - Ballfiend to Thumper, on how to play chess against him.

Sunday, December 22, 2013

Groucho

Thumper: Look BallFiend!
From the other end of the house I hear peals of hysterical laughter.
BallFiend: Oh Thumper! 
More laughter.
BallFiend: Mum! Thumper's drawn a moustache on her face.
Me: Thumper, why did you do that?
Thumper: I wanted to make BallFiend laugh.



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Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Lollies or else!

Mum if you don’t give me lollies I will go out of this house and out of this family forever and then there will be no more Thumper!

- Thumper

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Wednesday, November 20, 2013

School Camp - grade 1

Strangely at BallFiend's school, they don't just take kids from the older year levels on camp, they even take the grade ones! For about the past six months, you could listen in on parent conversations just about anywhere in the school grounds and hear parents agonising over whether to send their little seven-year olds to camp. The teachers however were adamant, they insisted that they could handle it.

There was no (or at least very little) agonising on my part. As soon as I heard that camp for the grade one, two and three students was going ahead, I was lining up Gran and GrandPaul to mind Thumper for the same two nights that BallFiend would be on camp and looking forward to two child-free nights with DeepSpice (but that's another story).

The day before camp, I helped BallFiend pack his bag, so he'd know what was in it. We chose his clothes and BallFiend placed them into the bag. We packed his toothbrush, toothpaste, soap and sunscream (yes, that's what he calls it and who am I to correct him?). We packed his pyjamas, blankie and Moo-Moo (he still has his blankie and menagerie of soft toys that he likes to sleep with). We practiced unpacking his sleeping bag, climbing in and out, then re-packing the sleeping bag. We talked about looking after his belongings, where to put his dirty clothes, practiced turning the torch on and off... and so on.

Finally the big day arrived...



Excitement builds as the kids wait for the coach to arrive.
(It finally turned up 30 mins late!)


The aftermath

When DeepSpice and I arrived at school to collect BallFiend today, we found him sitting under the rain-water tank, reading a Tashi book. He refused to stop reading to say hello, he barely even looked up from the book to acknowledge us. So we waited about 5 minutes until he finished reading and then he announced "But I wanted to go to Gran and GrandPaul's house". (Usually on Wednesdays, BallFiend's grandparents pick him up from school as both DeepSpice and I are at work but we'd made special arrangements to take leave from work so we could collect him after camp... coz, you know, we thought he might have missed us and would want to see us.) 

When unpacking BallFiend's bag, I discovered he had worn the same clothes for three days running. He had changed his underpants but that was only because he got wet paddling at the beach.

BallFiend's brand new 'angry birds' toothbrush (that he selected himself and was so excited to show off to the other kids) came home in it's same, brand new state. Yep, he had not brushed his teeth for three days straight.

BallFiend told me that he went to sleep wearing his glasses on the second night because he forgot to take them off... "and they didn't even get squashed Mum!".


I didn't bother to ask him too much about camp, knowing that the answer would be "I can't remember". Instead I asked him to draw me a map of the camp to show me where his cabin was. The flood-gates opened...

"I was in yellow cabin, in bed in the back left corner. I was on a bottom bunk and (starts wimpering) I really wanted to go on a top bunk). There was a games room and they had two pool tables and air hockey table and three table tennis tables, and A. (another child) let me watch him play on his iPad but he wouldn't let me have a turn.  Outside the games room there was the real, actual cross that Jesus was put on. I know because B. (another child) told me. It even has the real nails in it."

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Saturday, November 09, 2013

Running away from home, pre-schooler style

Thumper, unhappy that we have restricted her access to jelly, stormed off down the hallway, announcing: “I’m going to live at a different house! I'm not going to live with you ever again because you're not going to let me have my jelly now” 

Me: Do you want me to help you pack a bag of clothes to take?

Thumper: Yes. 

Me: And where are you going to live? 

Thumper: I’m going to live at Cuz1’s house forever! 

Me: Are you going to take some clothes with you?

Thumper: Yes! 

She goes back to her bedroom then returns with a small backpack containing one pair of pants, one pair of socks, sandals and bunny pyjamas. 

Me: what about some undies? 

Thumper: Oh yes! 

Back to her bedroom again, returning with two pairs of undies for her bag. 

Thumper: Now I'm ready to go! ...Mum can you please drive me? 

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Wednesday, November 06, 2013

Bath time

Seconds after getting in the bath, BallFiend says, cheekily, "I'm doing a wee".

DeepSpice is understandably disgusted. "BallFiend, you're supposed to go to the toilet before you get into the bath. Now you and Thumper are sitting in your wee."

Thumper pipes up "we're sitting in my wee too."

Sigh. 

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