Thumper came in our bedroom at some horribly early hour this morning: "Can I have some Nutrigrain? I've had my breakfast."
We have a rule that the kids have to eat a 'proper' breakfast, like weetbix or porridge, before they can have junk like Nutrigrain.
Me (sleepily): Yes.
Thumper: Can I use my hands? I haven't picked my nose.
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Postscript: About an hour later Thumper called out, "I'm going to have breakfast now". Cheeky child hadn't actually had her weetbix first.
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